全美超模大赛第一季

全美超模大赛第一季

本片由茶杯狐cupfox提供播放

立即播放
导演:
主演:
/ Tyra  Banks  
更新:
/ 2025-11-30 01:33
备注:
已完结
语言:
剧情:

  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

在线观看

播放节点列表
线路一

猜你喜欢

姊妹亮起来
更新至20260312期
男生女生向前冲第十七季
更新至20260317期
第三调解室
更新至20260317期
花甲少年趣旅行
更新至第20260314期
食尚玩家
更新至第20260314期
医学大联盟
更新至第20260316期
阿姐万岁
更新至第20260316期
WTO姐妹会
更新至第20260316期
小姐不熙娣
更新至第20260310期
百家讲坛
更新至20260317期
碰杯哥
更新至20260317期
宇宙闪烁请注意
更新至20260317期

正在热播

更多
现在就出发第三季
更新至20260201期
喜人奇妙夜2
更新至20251220期
康熙来了全集
2004-2016已完结
宇宙闪烁请注意
更新至20260317期
你好星期六
更新至第20260315期
阿斗归来了
已完结
大侦探第十一季
更新至第20260317期
韩国No.1
已完结
喜人奇妙夜
已完结
食尚玩家
更新至第20260314期
周五晚高疯
更新至第20260315期
认识的哥哥
更新至20260314期
型男大主厨
更新至第20260316期
美凤有约
更新至20260316期
一路繁花2
更新至20260102期
我独自生活
更新至第20260313期
音乐缘计划2
更新至20260102期
美食新闻报道粤语
更新至第282集
全民星攻略
更新至20260316期